Monday, September 11, 2006

Governors & Girls Gone Wild House Arrest Blues

On Monday our big man in Sacto, one tough on crime Gawvenner Awnold Shwizenjigger signed a law that makes it a prosecutable offense to take more than 25 copies of a "free" newspaper...

No wonder the prison guard union has endorsed his opponent... can you imagine how boring prisons will become if they are full of newspaper thieves?

"What You In For?"

"I nabbed 40 copies of the LA Weekly back in 2006, course they never got me for those 3 dozen Bay Guardians in 2005"

This has apparently been a "serious" problem as desperate recyclers have resorted to taking entire press runs of some papers... as was the case recently several times down in Chula Vista.

Like there's any news to steal there anyway?

Authorities in the Southern California complained they were powerless to prosecute because the newspapers were free and had no fair market value. So now they are only free in "small quantities"... gotcha !!!

Of course not unscathed by disappearing papers was that supposed bastion of free speech known as Berkeley. There the actual mayor was fined in 2001 for removing copies of the student run "Daily Californian" from newstands for endorsing his opponent.

Other papers that have reported issues missing in the past include the Falun Gong affiliated Epoch Times, and the gay bi-weekly SF Bay Times, whom local cops took off the racks after an unflattering story on local enforcement.


Free Speech Warrior !!!!

In other Arnie related news: Apparently Arnie's Army, aka CHP, or Chips as 70's cop show fans will remember, are being called in to investigate the mp3 crisis surrounding Cawie-fownia's own Governator Arnie Schwarzenegggggggerrrerr or whatever his name is .

An investigation is being launched over a supposed breach of a supposedly secure gubernatorial computer system because an mp3 of the state's babbling chief executive has surfaced.

And it is weeeeetawded.... more so than even that Danny Devito Twins movie he did...

The offending audio file was posted to the LA Times website after being leaked to a reporter. In the candid audio clip Arnie speculates on the ethnicity of the state's lone latina female state elected official and says she has a "hot" blend of "Black Blood".

Meeting Chat & Hot Black Blood Theory Schwarzenegger MP3


Foreigner - Hot Blooded - live


here's a couple bonus Arnie cuts from his early 80's aerobics album Total Body Workout

these are not mashups... but actual recordings of something he proudly worked on and promoted...

Arnold Schwarzenegger w/ Journey- Don't Stop Believin'

This one is beyond gay...

Arnold Schwarzenegger w/ Weather Girls - It's Raining Men

Other audio I found on the LA times website also includes a December era podcast from award winning writer Patt Morrison about the Mel Gibson for Governor website that some Republican's set up as an alternative to the Governator whom they think is selling out to the girly-crats...

Patt Morrison on Mel Gibson for Gov

wonder how that campaign is going now...



Also, just read via the L.A Times that a pissed off Mom is suing the bad boy band Buckcherry and Warner Music Group for posting some supposedly nasty footage of her 16 year old daughter.

Apparently it all started after the band posted an invite on MySpace for extras to show up at a Crazy Bitch video shoot on the Sunset Strip. The band and it's reps say all the ladies were carded at the door and signed releases saying they were 18...

The video, which featured some "hot" pole dancing, bare breast revealing girl on girls gone wild type action, was shot at the Key Club, formerly home of hair metal haven Gazzarri's back in the day. Once the video was seen though, trouble stirred, and legal minds came up with stories of emotional distress and a need for unspecified damages......


"You can imagine the panic this girl felt when this video started getting aired," claims the girl's attorney. "She's been called a lesbian at school. She's had to switch schools because of that video."

Atlantic Records & Warner Music have distanced themselves from the embarassing episode & claim they only signed the band Buckcherry in May and have no connection with the video which was shot a year ago.

Buck Cherry - Crazy Bitch



Buck Cherry - Nasty ( live on MTV 2001)


In other news, federal officials continue to celebrate the anniversary of 911 by seizing gels & bottled water from airline passengers and arresting people with ties to off shore sports book gambling sites. Following this summer's arrest of David Carruthers, former chief executive of BetOnSports.com, the feds nabbed Peter Dicks, aged 64, chairman of London-based Sportingbet PLC, who was on a layover last week at JFK. Hmmm, possibly ironic that the arrest warrant itself was not federal, but issued from Louisiana, a state that likely wants to blame it's own gambling losses on the very existence of offshore sports gambling.

Although it is not illegal under U.S. law for citizens to make online bets, the feds maintain that it is illegal for online operators to accept them, even when their operations are not based in the U.S.

Dicks, whose U.K company pulled in almost 2 billion alone from US bettors last year, is charged with violating a Louisiana law prohibiting computer gambling — one of the few such state laws in the country. He now faces the maximum wrath of five years in prison and a potential $25,000 fine. According to Louisiana Senior Trooper Dwight Robinette Jr., the Feds will not be involved in the prosecution, just some angry good 'ol boys down in Katrina country.

BetOnSports CEO Carruthers is currently under Federal house arrest in his hometown of St.Louis Mo, while Dicks is awaiting his pre-trial hearing. No word on whether Dicks or Carruthers has turned over any info useful in the war on terror, or how to beat the spread on tonight's season opening Monday night football game.


More House Arrest Action


Meanwhile in South Florida, a former prostitution ring leader under house arrest is upset about being forced to wear a montioring device. The judge told the 36 year old single mom and former Boca Raton madam, Nahir Romero that she was lucky considering the years she could have faced behind bars.

Hey Ho ... Let's Go!!!!!

Ms Kitty vs Ice T & Ramones Blitzkreig Electroclash Mix


The Palm Beach Post quotes the judge saying

"I think she got a great deal ...She should count her blessings. Miss Romero needs to understand whatever she feels is so bad right now is a zillion times better than being in prison for a long time."


according to the Ft. Lauderdale Sun Sentinel:


Speaking outside the court, Romero, who wore a No. 1 Mom gold charm around her neck, said she could understand the judge's position "if I had done a crime."


YouSendIT link below-

Radiohead - Myxomatosis (Judge, Jury & Executioner).MP3


Nahir was sentenced to a few years of house arrest, after cops seized dinero totaling $342,639 and arrested three hookers and five johns during a 2005 raid on an enterprise called "Dreamscape". The joint operated out of a Boca Raton wherehouse district and consisted of 4 theme rooms, each with beds and "massage" tables. Apparently admission was $60 and "tips" depending on your level of spa-like treatments.

At the time of the bust, The Boca Raton news outed the johns which included a one legged man, and named the prostitutes as well , and then got quotes from "disgusted" neighbors...


“The way the girls dressed was a big giveaway,” said Dawn Stuart, office manager for Engineering Express two doors down. “High heels, short skirts – sometimes they’d have themes, like one would dress as a cowgirl...


note: foto is only a dramatic re-enactment and does not imply model is engaged in prostitution, hookers are not that good looking kid...at least ones that start at $60, trust me kid


The brothel didn’t even stop during the hurricane, said one woman who worked in the office next door and asked not to be identified.

“They hooked up a generator with a hot pink extension cord during the hurricane and were doing business,” she said



According to her attorney, Romero's now taking her business acumen and considering operating a Dollar General store.




Relative Q - Philo Buys Tracks @ The Dollar Store






Funk-N-Blues

Download "House Arrest Blues" (MP3, 192kbps)

Willie Pooch from his album

Chicken Coup



anyhow, see ya ...wouldn't wanna be ya !!!!

1 comment:

San Francisco Taxi Driver said...

I began swaying over to the Angelides camp two months ago. I even e-mailed the two candidates to tell them why. Now I'm starting to move back toward the schwarzenegger because of the leaked mp3 scandal. Read this, Angelides campaign staffer downloaded guv's comments
CHP investigating whether audio file was obtained illegally
. The Angelides camp was doing alright, this was a bad move that exposed a desperate mindset. I'm scared of desperate people.