and I belive Howard Stern was there...or at least people that couldn't stop talking about him...
...
and somehow there was Crab & Asparagus soup and a sopping wet weekend just continued wandering wily & wicked as Southern Culture was on The Skids again, but I wasn't,
and it all stretched into a series of drunken stuporific moments, that included a strip club xmas party where the ex-mayor cavorted with a murderer and presented his pinky, I ate much cracked Dungeoness crab dripping with butter, and spent some some sort of sordid smoking moment in an alley off Polk St with a Randy midwesterner who praised a land of Karaoke opportunity,
and I believe it all officially ended after much Fernet, Khalua, Beer, Vodka, Chartreuse and limping about when I finally left that same bar circa 3:30 am this morn in a cab...
and i think I left my cheese there...
some darn good Mike's Firehouse Cheddar in fact ...
maybe if I go back, it will still be there... hmmm... sounds risky...
anyhow...no matter if I get my cheese back, this might be my last post for awhile, so we'll try to stuff yer stocking wiff some tunes to get ya through the holly daze...
first up, a classic for all seasons... but particularly this one...
Oscar The Grouch - I Hate Christmas
As a final Xmess moment, we'll throw in a couple more hipster holiday hits just to clean out the collection for those of ya that ain't had yer fill yet ...
Beatles - 1969 Fan Club Christmas Single
Clearlake - I Wonder If The Snow Will Settle ( Ben Hiller Remix )
Donny Hathaway - This Christmas
Ella Fitzgerald - We Wish You A Merry Christmas
then we'll take ya to the special voyeuristic peek into the "under covers" lounge for a brief visit...
Butch Walker - My Best Friend's Girl ( Cars cover)
Capt. Sensible - Happy Talk ( Rodgers And Hammerstein cover )
Ivy - Let's Go To Bed ( Cure cover)
Gypsy Kings - Hotel California ( Eagles Cover )
Nickel Creek - Toxic ( Britney Spears cover )
Sublime - Smoke Two Joints ( Toyes cover )
then we let ya get trapped in a random jukebox mix o' mayhem with an orgy of original artists in no particular order, or particular genre, god or even belief system of orderly blog posting...
Apsci - Tirade Highway (Instrumental)
Architecture In Helsinki - Potrero Hill
Chemical Bros. - Galvanize feat Q - Tip
Children of Bodom - Living Dead Beat
Children of Bodom - Trashed, Lost & Strungout
Corrosion of Conformity - Intervention
Death Cab For Cutie - Transatlanticism
Dennis Leary - Asshole Song
Gang of Four - Anthrax ( Blood Bros. remix)
J.F.A - We Know You Suck
MDC - John Wayne Was A Nazi
Operation Ivy - Sound System
People Under The Stairs - Code Check
Takuma Itoi - Microbe
Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus
Wall of Voodoo - Mexican Radio
Wolf Parade - Shine A Light
anyhow, dig the music... or at least what you wanna dig,
my advice to you is : avoid saturated fats, and statuatory rape
partake little of aspartame or most any part of ghee...
stay outta trouble, and for starters ...
don't do anything I would...
but I'm now outta here, yer on yer own , as I'm done tinkering with the soldering iron, and now I gotta go try and get some X mess shopping done on crutches, and visit with my smarty pants niece...
cheers & beers, Lil Mike in San Francisco
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